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hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

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officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
– A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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